Tobias Menzmehzsz won't be winning an Emmy this year, so we decided to hand out some awards of our own. Naturally, drink was involved.

In which we discuss Brianna, Roger, Claire's killer clothes, and the welcome return of Our Lady of the Murdered Husbands.

Sorry to keep you waiting, pals, but after all, Claire has done a lot more waiting than you. So, you know. Could be worse.