Some shit happened in the USA this week, so be prepared to hear us be sad about it. But also...our Dungeons and Dragons-inspired midseason awards are on point.

Frank gives up, Claire learns to fight, and Jaime swashes a most excellent buckle.

Back and forth through time, Claire is torn between two incredibly handsome men. WHAT WILL HAPPEN?!?

Allison and Julie are joined again this week by our pal Amelia Buzzell, who was, like us, disappointed that there wasn't more Ned Gowan in this episode. Instead, it's the Tobias Muhzmenzsz show, and while this one probably won't end up on your list of favorite episodes any time soon, he's very good at his job, which is acting.

Thanks for joining us, Amelia! And cheers for not putting the claret at risk.

Enjoy! Well, as much as you can, what with the flogging.