Tobias Menzmehzsz won't be winning an Emmy this year, so we decided to hand out some awards of our own. Naturally, drink was involved.

In which we discuss Brianna, Roger, Claire's killer clothes, and the welcome return of Our Lady of the Murdered Husbands.

Sorry to keep you waiting, pals, but after all, Claire has done a lot more waiting than you. So, you know. Could be worse.

Get it? The Hail Mary? Because Mary's in it, but also because of the sports reference? Aw, hell, let's just get to it.

Vengeance might be yours, Murtagh, but this episode belongs to Simon Callow. He straight Winona Ryder-ed and STOLE THAT SHIT. Topical!

Mark us: Charles says "mark me" a lot. Oh, we'll mark you, Charlie.

It’s the return of the GILF. Daaaaaamn, Dougal.     We may be just about as frustrated as Claire is at the end of this episode, but at least we get lots and lots of Murtagh, the sight of our dearest GILF running down a hill while shirtless and screaming, and (in all seriousness) a […]

Get ready for a double-header! Spoiler alert: both episodes are utterly devoid of boning.     We had some audio trouble with the first take on “The Fox’s Lair,” so Julie and I re-recorded it in a lengthy, boozy night with Janine on Sunday. Look for 2.09 later this afternoon, but for now, get ready […]

Who wants jokes? Huh? Well, don't hold your breath. This episode was serious business.

Julie and guest host Kelly Loris dive into the most eventful episode of the season to date. There are still some jokes, but you know... serious episode.

Mark me: Louis rules, Charles drools. Oh, and Black Jack's back.

Claire does some dumb stuff, Jamie does some dumb stuff, Murtagh endures, and Charles is still the worst. Oh, Outlander, you saucy minx.

Mary Hawkins gets a biology lesson, Claire and Jamie grow even more frustrated, and Murtagh gets some. Oh, and Bouton and Fergus show up. Sweet.

On piercing-dresses, French accents, and Mary Hawkins.

Outlander is back, and we're so excited we're drinking about it. Vive les Frasers!